the typical life

In the past few days, every girls childhood dream came true the evil villain was brutally murdered and the prince charming got married... the oh so very typical life of a ..DISNEY CHARACTER!

and che! prince charming? not so hot?

married to? ..not me?

villian murdered? by not the oh so brave prince nor the very shiny knight in silver armour

nope just a girl marrying into wealth and fame via a bald guy

and fued between two leaders

*sigh* if only life were really half as interesting as that

if only the 'prince' or 'shiny guy' really existed rather than ..a bunch of faggots xD