what a load of crap...py FUN!!!

ahahaha today was FUN
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh I LIKE FUN!!!
i got to play and make up an event!

today i went to lunch wif uni jap ppl =] and we went to lapagetta at 1:30
but lapagetta was too small to fit a group of 9 -.- wtf so small
so den we got pizza take away and went to grass field instead =D and den we got to act like uni students!!!
..if only i and a couple more had not acted so 'immaturely' it might have worked >.>"
but it was still AWESOME!! i spent about 20 minutes being confused wen we were ordering lol
but yea..while we ate i got into and argument ..debate wif matt about whether viet noodles were called fur or fo >.>"
and so...! he called his friend min.. sounded ming for a sec *shiver* fob names =P
but yes..i fink we woke him up >.> SORRY MIN!!!!
but yea.. since i cbf typing im just gonna copy and paste

*during lunch
*we were talkin
*lalala places..things to do
(>^.^)>SiN<(^.^<)INVISIBLE FAT!!(99.55) says (12:13 AM): *matt said *lets go springy *i go 'wtf theres nothing to do at springy other than eat pho' *every1: EAT FUR?!?!? *me: is wat they call viet noodles (>^.^)>SiN<(^.^<)INVISIBLE FAT!!(99.55) says (12:14 AM): *matt: ITS FO STUPID!! *J: WTF NO ITS FUR spelt p h o pronounced fur *den he called his viet friend min *and i asked min half laughing *..i fink we woke him up >.>"
*min said fur
*i wen AHAH!
*den put on speak ask again
(>^.^)>SiN<(^.^<)INVISIBLE FAT!!(99.55) says (12:15 AM): *muffled speak L-B says (12:15 AM): *yeah. it's fo if you're white, lol i reckon (>^.^)>SiN<(^.^<)INVISIBLE FAT!!(99.55) says (12:15 AM): *er *speaker* *cant hear *he claims min said fo *i say ill call my viet frd *...only 1 got is lisa >.>"
*called no pick up
*called her home
*nathan picked up
*..thought was lisa
L-B says (12:15 AM):
*LOL
(>^.^)>SiN<(^.^<)INVISIBLE FAT!!(99.55) says (12:15 AM): *den thought was sarah (>^.^)>SiN<(^.^<)INVISIBLE FAT!!(99.55) says (12:16 AM): *den thought was michael *..poor nathan >.>"
*yea but i didnt say sarah coz i momentarily forgot her name
*so he got michael
*and i asked michael
*he paused and said fur in a scared voice
*>.>"

..so yes..sorry nathan for not finking of ur >.>" sorry sarah for forgetting ur name and sorry michael for scaring you >.>"

i feel like im doing a lot of apologizing today >.>" more than i should be
coz I SWEAR!!! alex is a BABO!!! stupid korean! dumb korean! =[
so not fair! shouldnt hav to 'apologize' -.-
coz after eating we had ..AGES to spare so we studied on the grass
and at one point michael said he saw alex
wen i asked where he goes 'there the chinese guy in a vest' grrr siff call da dumb korean a chinese ...itd disgrace our race to hav him as a part of it jk =P
but yea.. den we yelled out to him and he couldnt hear coz he had head fones on
den i ran up wen he was crossing the road..
it was funny coz he looked bak b4 he crossed and thought he was imagining things or sumthing and kept walking den he stopped in the middle of the road wen he realized it was us pfft
but wen he came i said 'ur mean i had to call ur name FIVE times' 'sorry wat?' *repeats* 'ohh its okay haha' WTF I WASNT APOLOGIZING!!! DONT 'FORGIVE' GRRR NOTHING TO FORGIVE grrr fobs..learn ur replies =[

den cindy came!! yay for cindy? lols
but yes fob number 2 came =]
den shes like to alex 'I SAW U SMOKING!! ' 'dun worry im 18' dot dot dot >.>"
den she showed him a black cigarette dat she said her friend gave her
it didnt look like a normal cigarette, turns out it was a CHOCOLATE CIGARETTE!
wonder wat the difference is, it if werent so bad for you, i fink id try, always wanted to, like how ive always wanted to see wat its like to b high on sum type of drug, but neither of these are gonna happen >.>"

coz as we discovered me debra and michael are too much of a 'goody two shoes' lmao
coz cindy told us shes gonna go to a party to get drunk D= *shock*
and turns out she went to a party on friday and didnt get home till sunday D=
so we deemed her a rebel lols underage drinking *shakeshead*
cant wait till im 18 though, i wanna see wat a drunk jada is like =D sum1 video it for me so i can see xD lols
so yea..now cindys the snobby rebel, coz we also deemed her a snob coz she always says shes embarrassed by me and debra =[ im not that embarrassing am i? ]= i just like being hy lol


~dress up day talk, oscar hat minnie mickey hat jap class dress up day nxt nxt week =]!!!! i wanna be geisha or samurai ...or sumthing! :s lol
~kelly thought i was esl....i fink >.>" thought i went to primary school in non-aus
~i saw a crowded bus today =]
~i stalked ppl in my class..only found 3 ppl and den my stalking skills failed.. i need to learn ppls names and schools
~i found the bikini i saw at brandsmart few weeks ago online 0.o wow and we thought 80 was expensice originally 90 D= RICH PPL T.T I CURSE U
~i cant email sum ppl coz their evil
~dress up day plans still blur =[
now im just gonna end here for now and fix up this part 2moro wen i hav energy to type *yawn* T.T TIRED!!!


sooo expanding those points =]
my friends started showing their pics of their dress up day [cool theme by the way: sumthing starting wif the same letter as your name (turns out wai had the same one >.<>.<)]
and yea.. den my friend said they got a house canival but she got no green SOOO wif me being as nice as i am *coughcough* i offered to lend her my green oscar hat xD!
*sigh* still depressed how i never actually ended up taking a foto wif that hat >.<>.>"
ANY1 WANNA GO RELIVE THAT DAY WIF ME SO WE CAN GET PICS !!! ones wif the wall too >< lol
but yea..den in return she offered me mickey and minnie mouse ears should i need dem for dress ups =] aint that nice? its all about give and take =]
BUT YEA ..that topic resurfaced in class where we den decieded.. DAT we are going to hav OUR OWN DRESS UP DAY FOR UNIJAP and give the teacher a shock wen she sees up lol
probs gonna just wear yukata, or put on loads of makeup and be a geisha at the most *sigh*
but i wanna be a samurai commiting seppuku xD how awesome would that be ><
..but yea..is week after next..wen we hav school shoulda done this week lols but now i hav an excuse to change on the train! lol

..and as depressing as it may
during lunch of the ppls thought i grew up in china or sumthing and got confused as to y i said i was educated in 3 languages, canto home, mando tutor, english school
her question: ..but u didnt go to primary school in australia did you? 0.o
*sigh* i dont sound fob do i? >.<>.<

and YEA!!! today for the 1st time in my whole life! i saw a crowded bus in aus!! i mean ive seen buses wen sum ppl hav to stand but not PACKED!! ..though this still nothing compared to hk haha..i miss hk =[

and den yea i decieded to stalk ppl frm jap class so i could harass them about dress up later, but failed BAD only found 3 of the guys none of the girls and so on >.>" *sigh* i either suck at stalking, 4got their names, ..or just ...iuno got their schools wrong? or just SUCK? >.<

but DEN on the brighter side of things, i saw this really pretty bikini at brandsmart last week wen went wif mun+dad and yea SUPER pretty hard explain was white not triangles.. toobish? but halter neck? and had a diamond not fabric? D= gosh i suck at explaining lols
but yea...it cost EIGHT BUCKS!!! iawrfoajfof i mean seriously WTF but yea ..was wahhh so expensive >.<
den i found it on the internet!!! YAY ...not -.- turns out brandsmart already a lil cheaper real life cost NINETY!! gahh ppl y are u SOOO rich I HATE U :'( take away pretty things from me T.T

den last two points explanatory lol

when all the world comes together

it is called MULTICULTURAL DAY!
it was cool coz it had ppl in pretty clothes and all
would have been even better if ppl who HAS the clothes actually wore them instead of being lazy *cough*emily*cough*
and if there was no half ass in it, like wearing the shirt and not the pants and not actually having the shirt on for over half of it *cough*ming*cough*
but it was still cool =] and some ppl who even though they didnt have the clothes still tried their best to look 'asian' and for that i say 'YAY lisa is nice =D'
and it was a day dat marked the end of our last ever term 1 meaning WE ARE SOOO FUCKED!!!

and soo..even though we are fucked we still play
and plan our costumes for dress up day =]
i wanna be a merry go round ..but we cant fink of a partner for a merry go round =[ carrise suggested fairy floss? im finking circus or ferris wheel?
or if all else fails ill force sum1 to cross dress with me >=[ WHOSE UP FOR CROSS DRESSING!??!!?

but yes..agreeing is hard =[
i learnt that it is so in more than just costumes =[
grrr ppls should learn to mind read! >.< i wish i could, or telepathic powers... so many things would be so much easier if they were =D

lalala ..i spent the day uploading pictures and playing fb games YAY to destroying my future >.>" ohh and being depressed =D being sad waste alot of time so u cant get bored >.>" not sure if thats sumthing to be glad about lol

anyways typing this is boring me now to toodles!

forgotten =[

today..=D! today!! i only had two periods of class =D there was a mainstream sac today during periods 1 and 2
and so all the people in the other englishes had frees as all the classes were canceled =D
but mrs hanslow had decided to put our sac into period 2 ..>.>" but this all worked out GOOD coz it meant that our english class in period 5 would be canceled
SOOO that meant that i had frees in period 4 5 AND 6 coz i had scheduled frees in p4 and 6
meaning i get to go home early! =D
..too bad dad forgot to pick me up -.- and didnt pick up the fone wen i called him -.-..ass hole -.-
but yes den i had to wait 'half an hour more' for mum to pick me up (was told dis at 12, i got out at 1148 -.-) ..yes den mum came to pick me up at ONE coz she also forgot and was on her way home b4 she remembered -.-
WTF

visual proof of todays horror lol

victim, photos x2 video =]

for those who understand
'jam has been reborn... not recently but still..reborn'

INVISIBLE FAT

today wa very interesting day
i went on a lesbian rage and felt all my ohh soo sexy friends up
and by friends i mean the ohh so hot lovers of mine lisa amy emily melinda nazha rachel brontee carisse beat-rice (every guys dream ey? its girl on girl harem)
and how this i get lesbian state?
its all coz i dated you ming, after you i just turned les.. to be honest i dated u coz u looked like girl! ohh yea
but yes how did i reach high? now idea -.- i didnt hav ne food wif a sugar content i swear

now second high
on the way to lisas house
it was discovered that i am indeed very very fat obese infact?
how is this so?
simple INVISIBLE FAT!!! i got tones and tones of invisible fat where i store all my excess glucose content to keep me on my high =] so mystery solve =P

but it seems lisas mum fed me pasta wif sugar in it at her house
so even wifout having to use my glucose content i managed to go on a high ;)
to the point where lisas hetorchromatic baby born turned into the worlds sexiest garl or guy? but i fink its a girl since it had a hole not a pole
but yes it was sooo SOOO very sexy i could not help but to strip it and to feel it
ohh yea i love baby borns =P lols
i even got photographic proof and even videos of me rubbing its tit